Roast My Pitch - Session 2

You came. You pitched. You got roasted. Now let's go again. Session 1 is done and the feedback was real; if you were there, you know. Session 2 is coming up, and whether you pitched last week or watched from the sidelines, this is your next shot to get your 2 minutes tight before it counts. Every week at Solana Network State Spring '26, we put founders in the hot seat. Two minutes to pitch your project, then our guest judges - Joey from the NS Core team, and two more guest judges to be announced - tear it apart, across problem framing, solution clarity, go-to-market, and everything else that will get you cut in the first round of Colosseum judging. Put on your thickest skin. Judges have seen hundreds of decks. They will tell you exactly what is not landing and why, and what you need to fix before Demo Day. This session will be recapped on X with recordings, so come prepared to be seen. To participate, book your slot by adding your project Twitter handle, PFP, and personal handles to the signup sheet here: canva.link/mk3iousf2cmz2ly. Then prepare a maximum of 5 slides covering the problem you are solving, how you are solving it, why you are the right person to build it, why Solana, and any early traction you have. If you think a demo (or a show-and-tell) works best, feel free to incorporate it. Submit your slides at least 24 hours before the session. Two minutes on the clock. Then the roast begins. Spots for pitching are limited. Attendance to watch and learn is open to all Solana Network State and Colosseum builders.