UK Cabal & Friends: ABSOLUTE SCENES KARAOKE 🎤

Right then, you beautiful degenerates. You’ve survived three days of “have you considered our modular DA layer” and your brain is more fried than a Greggs sausage roll left under the heat lamp since 2019. It’s time to touch grass? No. It’s time to touch microphone. Join the UK Cabal & Friends for a night of questionable vocal decisions at a proper (Irish lol) pub in Cannes. We’re talking full Brexit energy- leaving the conference venue with no clear plan and an unearned sense of confidence. What to expect: 🇬🇧 Someone crying during Mr. Brightside (it’s tradition, it’s the law) 🇬🇧 At least one “Sweet Caroline” where the BAH BAH BAHs hit harder than your portfolio in 2022 🇬🇧 A Northerner doing Arctic Monkeys like their life depends on it 🇬🇧 That one person who’s been “just having a cheeky look at the song book” for 45 minutes 🇬🇧 Vibes so good you’d think we just won a penalty shootout (we never win penalty shootouts) What NOT to expect: ❌ Pitch accuracy ❌ Dignity ❌ Anyone remembering the second verse of Chelsea Dagger Whether you’re confidently terrible or genuinely think you could’ve made it if you’d just applied to X Factor that one year, all are welcome. Come for the singing, stay for the chaos, leave wondering why you attempted Bohemian Rhapsody solo after four Aperol Spritzes.